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Banner/Picnic Blanket: $25,000*
off your Big Storage capacity upgrade!
Revolutionary Beard: $50,000*
off your tiered array!
Lapel Pin: $5,000*
off your maintenance contract
Beer Stein: $10,000*
off your renewal
T-Shirt: $200*
for a nice dinner
B.S. Negotiation Guide: Priceless
how to save on Big Storage
Request Your Complimentary Big Storage Negotiation Kit: Now with Revolutionary Fervor!
*Hey, we're guessing here… we're not exactly sure how much your BS vendor prices will drop, but using this kit will definitely get you some attention!
Display our kit to maximize your negotiation power:
- T-shirt: Suit up for Revolution
- Blanket: Fly the Banner of Freedom
- Beard: Exhibit Revolutionary Fervor
- Lapel Pin: Keep Flash close to your heart
- Beer Stein: Raise a glass to Flash
Sorry we're fresh out of kits! Check back for other cool offers from Pure Storage. In the meantime, why not request a Proof of Concept through our Love Your Storage Guarantee Program? Or to learn more about Flash for the Enterprise, download our Buyer's guide!
